[IRANIAN REVOLUTIONARY GAZETTE]
GOOD WELCOME AND GLORIOUS NEWS CITIZENS!
Our great revolutionary council, governed by R. Sallah Rhashdiv, recently elected by the Thousand Socialist Scientists. What was expected to take decades has taken all of one year. The muscles of soviet industry, and the overwhelming amount of foreign support has created an economic miracle. Full employment has been achieved, and it is USEFUL work.
We understand the previous government's failure to defend properly the polity of Iran. We will be working to correct this mistake. Our former esteemed dear leader, Shirman Al Khan has voluntarily removed himself from office. he resides, still, in the Khanbunkers. He has, however, lapsed into a coma-like state. In his last official memorandum, he noted:
"I EXPECTED THE CAPITALIST SWINE TO BLINK AT INTERNMENT IN VIOLATION OF A NO-FLY ZONE. I expected these swine to fight a war about OMAN'S self determination in OMAN. instead, they waged a brutal war of civilian extermination. instead, expecting humanity to be human was too much. I only hope this slaughter will not go unanswered.
I was your president. I accept what is about happen without blaming any man other than myself. all I have asked this man who writes my words to you, my people, to do, is represent me as I represent myself. I will dig my own grave, nobody else shall do it for me."
President Rhashdiv has made a statement about the fate of former President Al Khan:
"Many, I am sure, are wondering what we can do about our previous dear leader. disastrous leadership begets retribution... but we must remember ourselves.
We are a democracy. and the people shall vote.
A national referendum will be given out at the start of next month as to his fate.
Our saving grace is in our allies, whose industrial might has saved millions this year alone.
We look forward to cooperating with the International congress, which, we hope to hold at the ski resort in Darband Sar.
Be safe. Be vigilant. The state loves you. The state is always watching.
Iranian Revolutionary Gazette.
Re: Iranian Revolutionary Gazette.
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We hope the world will attend the Internationale in Darban Sar, to be held in May of this year. Socialists, socialist states, and democracies of all sorts are invited to discuss workers rights and matters of international trade, as well as matters of international importance.
Additionally, The council of 1000 ~~scientologists~~ scientists wishes to extend the arms of the First Shiraz Guards [infantry division], and the services of the Iranian Sankh troops [light infantry/mountain troops] to the USSR in combatting its outbreak of fascism.
Unfortunately, we have to address now the elephant of the room. We know the situation in china has not resulted in revolutionary favour. We offer our full support to refugees from the area. Our only goal is to stop the killing. we do this out of solidarity for the precious resources the PRC aided us, in our direst hour of need.
R. Giskard Reventlov, Iranian State Media.
We hope the world will attend the Internationale in Darban Sar, to be held in May of this year. Socialists, socialist states, and democracies of all sorts are invited to discuss workers rights and matters of international trade, as well as matters of international importance.
Additionally, The council of 1000 ~~scientologists~~ scientists wishes to extend the arms of the First Shiraz Guards [infantry division], and the services of the Iranian Sankh troops [light infantry/mountain troops] to the USSR in combatting its outbreak of fascism.
Unfortunately, we have to address now the elephant of the room. We know the situation in china has not resulted in revolutionary favour. We offer our full support to refugees from the area. Our only goal is to stop the killing. we do this out of solidarity for the precious resources the PRC aided us, in our direst hour of need.
R. Giskard Reventlov, Iranian State Media.